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A Funeral

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long
black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse and behind the
second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind
her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't contain her
curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and

"I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to
disturb you but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is

" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?" "My dog attacked and killed him."

"Well who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
when the dog turned on her."

A poignant moment of silence passed between the two women.

"May I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
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