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Bill and John, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
Feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. John didn't think much about it and figured
Maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up
For a week or so, John really got worried. However, since the only time they
Ever got together was at the park, John didn't know where Bill lived, so he was
Unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and John figured he had seen the last of Bill,
But one day, John approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
Bill! John was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
He said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?"

Bill replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail?" cried John. "What in the world for?"

"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
Waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?"

"Yeah," said John, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
Years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' and

The judge gave me 30 days for perjury