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Ole 'n Lena

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Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes
Ole and says, "I tink it's time!"

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the
hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and
said, "A son! Ain't dat great!"

Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up
and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, "Hey, Ole! You
got you a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting, too."

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said,
"Holey Moley, Ole, we still ain't done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust
had yourself another boy!"
Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children
home in the self-propelled combine.
He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on
the first try?"

Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and
you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't
get the WD-40."
post #2 of 9
thats a good one. I love Ole and Lena jokes. I got a good one but Jeff would whup me for it, Well, maybe not Jeff, but for sure, Abigail would. redface.gificon_cry.gificon_razz.gif haha, Terry
post #3 of 9
Did anyone else feel like that took 10 minutes to read....LMAO
post #4 of 9
Ya shur, time for dem readin specticals Brian. icon_razz.giftongue.gif
post #5 of 9
That was good!
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Take care, have fun, and do good!


post #7 of 9
Good one. Had a good chuckle !!!!
post #8 of 9
Email me it hehehehe...
post #9 of 9
That was a good one!! icon_mrgreen.gificon_mrgreen.gif

I love the Oley and Lena jokes..icon_mrgreen.gificon_mrgreen.gif
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