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Beauty Records

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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the

Quasimodo (the hunchback of Notre Dame) said, "I absolutely
have to be the most disgusting person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl
in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now
officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says.
"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
post #2 of 4
P-Tui! Gack.... <Sound of a cat (Bill) coughing up a hairball>
post #3 of 4
Ain't that the truth, if you stuck a cork in that mouth she'd explode, I wouldn't p** on her if she was on fire
post #4 of 4
Good one, She is one disgusting women PDT_Armataz_01_32.gif
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