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A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.
They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?"
The Rancher replied, "She'll have a Salad."
They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?"
The Rancher replied, "She'll have a Salad."