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Proud to be an American

post #1 of 9
Thread Starter 
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.


That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Kind of makes you
Proud to be American, DOESN'T IT?
post #2 of 9
Is that Lee Greenwood I hear singing in the background?tongue.gif
post #3 of 9
22 gallons aint my adverage...
post #4 of 9
Thread Starter 
I wonder if I get better gas mileage because I do the higher octane, cleaner burning wodka product????
post #5 of 9
Hmmm, I don't get anywhere near that kinda mileage...

Maybe I need a tuneup.
post #6 of 9
I don't get that mileage ether, I might have to go a bit stronger then Miller Lite or just drink more, that sounds like a plan, I'll just drink morePDT_Armataz_01_11.gif
post #7 of 9
Nice to see you drink a home state brew of mine there Hawg
post #8 of 9
Thread Starter 
Yeah man, let's here it for Yuengling!!! How bout a Rolling Rock??
post #9 of 9
Eh...you Penn folk RR is barley-pop! Grin...

M grandpa spent years in the mines there before moving to MI...and he had friends bring him cases of that stuff in the 70's...before it ever left PA. Heck, I 'member once he went back just for it.

Ah well...to each their own.
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