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Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6.Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect your flank.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEAL Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.

3. Adjust your speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack, while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from Higher-ups, to perform the killing.
4.Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly some more.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.

Air Force Rules:

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress, with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make
13:45 tee time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have a tax exemption.

Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
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post #3 of 11
WOOO HOOO! Hooah! HooRa! These are great!!!!
post #4 of 11
Methinks you assume a little too much intelligence for the Marines. They'd never be able to remember any rule past the second. Of course, I guess that's what the tattoo's are for?

post #5 of 11
Those are great..thanks for sharing them!


Airborne all the way!

post #6 of 11
You just jump started my day, glad to see you back.
post #7 of 11
PDT_Armataz_01_36.gif Semper Fi
post #8 of 11
Come on now. Us Air Force guys know what a gun fight is what you guys did while we watched HBO. PDT_Armataz_01_27.gif
post #9 of 11
PDT_Armataz_01_36.gif If you've had as many "Ham n' Lima Beans" in C rations made in 1943 as I have; you know the 1st Marine Corps rule in combat is 1 shot, 1 kill! I will admit some of the Marines I served with were not very academic about some things; but they were determined to destroy the enemy if possible. Semper Fi from Sedalia, MO.
post #10 of 11
funny funny..i thought the navy seal one is funny...PDT_Armataz_01_36.gif
post #11 of 11
Yall fergot about us combat engineers! Our motto, blow it ta he ll!

But all the same, them be good uns!
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