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Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that..

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!
post #2 of 6
Blackhawk....Love your way of thinking! PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif
post #3 of 6
I think I might have married a bear............icon_sad.gif
post #4 of 6
I think your about to find out about that, mating once a year thing that those "she bears" dole out. tongue.gifwink.gif Terry
post #5 of 6
Now I know why my wife loves the great outdoors...
post #6 of 6
Good one! I especially like the aprt about sleeping through the first few months after childbirth - bet Gypsy would like that one too eh Gyps?
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