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post #1 of 6
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us "Texans" know how to splain things!!

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration please," the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow

down and stop,I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-lovin' "stuffing" out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to
stop, or just slow down?"
post #2 of 6
Thats a damn fine deputy. icon_biggrin.gif Terry
post #3 of 6
Thread Starter 
Darn tooten!
post #4 of 6
LMAO good one

post #5 of 6
I have a feeling he's gonna have a bit more use for an attorney in the near future, however.

"It was so cold here this AM I saw a lawyer downtown with his hands in his OWN pockets!"
post #6 of 6
You know the old saying about Lawyers, if there's only one in town he'll go broke but if there's two they'll both get rich PDT_Armataz_01_11.gif
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