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A church down in Texas had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
Played the organ and distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled.

They said something had to be done about this or they
Would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly
And told her to mash up some green persimmons,
And rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size
But warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons because
They are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up
And you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said,

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday"
post #2 of 5
That is just so wrong... on so many levels... butt I luv it! PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif
post #3 of 5
Hey Blackhawk, thats a keeper. icon_smile.gif
Wd is proably sayin, "I'm glad y'all are laughin, I still don't get it" wink.gificon_rolleyes.gif Terry
P.S. no body needs to remind me of yesterdays, OTBS! haha
post #4 of 5
That's funny, right there!

Take care, have fun, and do good!


post #5 of 5
Hey!!...Wait a minute!...PDT_Armataz_01_08.gif...I think I've BEEN to that church before!!...

...And...it wasn't in Texas...It was in the mountains of North Georgia!...PDT_Armataz_01_05.gif...

Until later...

P.S. Good'un!...That's a definite keeper there Blackhawk!!...PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif...
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