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True Friendship

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(With none of that Sissy Stuff!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally had sex.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ?, 'Because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants : everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me!
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Thanks Crewdawg52 that is soooooo true. Now I have to go print a few copy's of that. LOL
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darn you crewdawg..........heehhe

i was JUST going to post this joke........beat me to it........i got it as a email...........it must be making the rounds

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