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Living to 80

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I recently visited my doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing *****, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks, brisket, pulled pork or barbecued ribs? "

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a sh*t?"
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When I kick off my belly will be full and I will be enjoying a buzz! (But not behind the wheel!!!!)

Nuff Sed!

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