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While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store.
The salesman said to them, "I have some very special Jamaican sandals I
think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife
was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but
her husband felt he really didn't need them.
**Being the sex god he was**
So he asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild
look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
a firm hold on the Jamaican's hips.....

The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! "You got
dem on the wrong feet!"