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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something elseto take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a shorttime and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush." When you are through cuttingthe grass,you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is the husband.
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You do realize that when you get married even though your wife may take on your last name she has a secret last name and that one is "Right" and no matter what you call her by (her first name or a pet name or sweetheart-you get the picture), her secret first name is "Always"!! PDT_Armataz_01_22.gif
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