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5 people are on a plane that is going down. There are only 4 parachutes.

Kobe Bryant says he is a star basketball player and the team needs
him, so he takes a parachute and jumps out.

Ted Turner says that he is doing good work for the people and believes
that his kidneys will last a couple more years, so he takes a
parachute and jumps out.

Hillary Clinton says that she is the best person for the presidency
and is the smartest person on the plane. She takes a parachute and
jumps out.

That leaves a 5 year old girl and George Bush. George says that he has
lived a long, good life and knows he will go to heaven, so he gives
the parachute to the little girl.

The little girl smiles and says, "Mr. Bush, we have 2 parachutes
left". Confused, George Bush says that there were only 4 parachutes
on the plane.

The little girl says, "yes, sir, but that smart lady jumped out with
my backpack.

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

He never heard the shot....
post #2 of 12
Dang, Chris that last one was funny. You know what it feels like to spew hot tomato soup into you sinuses? icon_eek.gif At least give us a warning next time!!icon_razz.gif
post #3 of 12
you started my day right Chris. PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif Terry
post #4 of 12
I'm with Dutch on this one . Now that was funny
post #5 of 12
PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif Now that's funny
post #6 of 12
I like it PDT_Armataz_01_11.gif
post #7 of 12
That is a good one! Kinda takes ya back to man rule.. I think it was #1.. If you think you are too fat - you probably are.. don't ask us!

wink.gif Also goes for too skinny, too tall, too short.. just about any personal question a woman might havewink.gif
post #8 of 12
roflmao...thanks chris ,I was in need of a good laugh PDT_Armataz_01_11.gifPDT_Armataz_01_11.gifPDT_Armataz_01_11.gificon_mrgreen.gif
post #9 of 12
Beautimus Chris!
post #10 of 12
I don't care who you are, thats funny ____ right there!

Printed and posted in the house! PDT_Armataz_01_12.gificon_twisted.gif
post #11 of 12
I'm not sure which it funnier the joke or the Tomatoe soup!

Sorry Dutch!
post #12 of 12
Thread Starter 
thanks folks. i got that off the concours forum* i (and dawgwhat) frequent.

*concours is a model of motorcyle that dawgwhat and i ride. here is a picture of mine. it is made by kawasaki.
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