or Connect
SmokingMeatForums.com › Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › Guns and Women
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Guns and Women

post #1 of 6
Thread Starter 
Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

post #2 of 6
Love it, I knew there was a reason I had fortysome guns and only one wife !!!
post #3 of 6
Mossy, your the bravest man I ever met. icon_lol.gif Terry
post #4 of 6
I disagree, I brave man would be married without any firearms !!!
post #5 of 6
You can be married and have firearms, just don't let he know where to buy ammo.
post #6 of 6
Oh great!!! Tell my wife that! She has as many guns as I do!! PDT_Armataz_01_08.gifPDT_Armataz_01_40.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Jokes
SmokingMeatForums.com › Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › Guns and Women