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Words A Good Wife Should Say (PG-16)

post #1 of 11
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Words men should be hearing!

- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends?

- That was a GREAT fart! Do another!

- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

- You're so sexy when you're hungover.

- I'd rather watch football and drink deer with you than go shopping.

- Let's subscribe to Hustler.

- Say honey, lets go to the mall so you can check out the girls' butts.

- I'll be outside painting the house

- I love it when you play golf on Sunday. I just wish you had time to play it
on Saturday too.

- Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come out and

- I know it's alot tighter back there, but please try again.

- Oh no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

- Do me a favor and skip the stupid Valentines card. Go out and buy your-
self some new clubs.

- I understand fully. Our annivrsary is only once a year. You go ahead and
go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever.

- Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and
get that handicap down to a 7.

- I signed up for yoga and stretching classes so that I can get my ankles
behind my head just for you.
post #2 of 11
I'm forwarding this to my wife.......wish me luck.
post #3 of 11
Dang, does such a creature exist?
post #4 of 11
Hope ya have the dog house fully furnished, and lot of paper towels to clean up the mess when the Chit hits the fan....icon_rolleyes.gificon_wink.gif
post #5 of 11
Ah, we can dream can't we ? PDT_Armataz_01_28.gif
post #6 of 11
Well Geoff, should be nice talking to you at Silver lake with your jaw wired shut!!PDT_Armataz_01_05.gif
post #7 of 11
I made a copy of all of these rules and printed them out and taped them to our headbord. My wife tells me her attorney will use this as evidence..... I am going with the thought that these are not rules;..... just suggestions....
post #8 of 11
just tell her to start sleeping w/ the divorce lawyer..he'll be done w/ closing arguements before she is.....(no offense tatonka-just sounded like a good lawyer joke in the making)icon_biggrin.gif
post #9 of 11
A "Good lawyer" , Gypsy, thats an oxiymoron, or is it, I'm a moron? I thinks its, "time to hit the hay" nite y'all. icon_biggrin.gif
post #10 of 11
Just like a woman... never satisfied.
post #11 of 11
Good one DawgPDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
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