A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later , the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your glove and
ball, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't,
I sold my ball and glove."
The father says, "What?! How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again. You're in my closet now."
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Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later , the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your glove and
ball, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't,
I sold my ball and glove."
The father says, "What?! How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again. You're in my closet now."
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