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ain't it the truth

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A funny to share....
> In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated

> Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green, yellow and red
> vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy

> lives.
> Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

> Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that?'
> And Man said, 'Yes!' and Woman said, 'and as long as you're at it,
> some
> sprinkles.' And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
> And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure

> Man found so fair. A nd Satan brought forth white flour from the
> and
> sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
> 14.
> So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' And Satan presented
> Thousand -Island
> Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and
> unfastened their belts following the repast.
> God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
> which to cook them.' And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
> chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
> weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
> God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food
> and
> said, 'It is good.' Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
> 'Devil's
> Food.'
> God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
> extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
> not
> have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and
> before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
&g t; ; Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
brimming with
> nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
> center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
> God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
> satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
> cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied,

> 'Yes!
> And super size them!' And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man went into
> cardiac
> arrest.
> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
> Then Satan created HMOs.
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Makes you wonder now doesn't it?
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