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post #1 of 8
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Subject: Supermarket Surroundsound/scent

The new supermarket near our house has an
automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the
pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh
buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
post #2 of 8
post #3 of 8
LOL! ROLF! icon_eek.gif
post #4 of 8
Now that just stinks LOL
post #5 of 8
Well don't go over by the Femine Products either wink.gif
post #6 of 8
Thread Starter 
You've got a pointicon_redface.gif
post #7 of 8
Dude at first I just kind of skimed over what you wrote, so I kinda thought you were serious. You know I'm going to be using that joke a lot.
post #8 of 8
biggrin.gif ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
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