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Will I Live To Be 80

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It's been around the block a few times but it's still trueicon_eek.gif

Will I Live To Be 80

I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?"

He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I don't do *****, either."

"Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"

"I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself".

"Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a ****?

post #2 of 5
Boy that DR. is right on the money
post #3 of 5
Dead on.
And we have people here who worry about eating chicken skin. PDT_Armataz_01_07.gifeek.gif
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Damn skippy! what's the point of livin' if you ain't livin?
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Blackhawk19, my usual question to my doctor is "will I wake up in the morning, I've got some meat to prep". I'm turning 62 soon and I truly believe that it's not the mileage, it's the pit stops.
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