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Annual Physical

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Ed was 89 years old and went for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith who was a friend said, " Ed , everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"
Ed replied, "God and me are fine. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom - poof - the light goes on, when I'm done - poof- the light goes off. "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith , "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Ed 's wife. " Ethel , he said, Ed is
doing fine. Physically, he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and - poof- the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through - poof - the light goes off?"

Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
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hehehe - that would be bad!
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Thanks, 'hawk!! At least this time I didn't "spew" on my dog.
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