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Would like to work

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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says,

"Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive her
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****ting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
post #2 of 5
that was a good one. i have been printing these jokes and taking them to work.
post #3 of 5
Good one! icon_biggrin.gif
post #4 of 5
I was expecting that to have something to do with Paris Hilton and the guy saying "no sorry, I'll pass"
post #5 of 5
now thats funny
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