H2O
There was a college football coach that had a player on his team that was a bit slow.
The Dean told him that if the player could learn the formula for water, he would be allowed to play in the big game.
The day of the big game came and the Dean called the player into his office and asked him to recite the formula for water.
The player grinned real big and said, "H I J K L M N O."
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
> department.
>
> One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and
fill
> the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
> other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
> without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in
> again.
>
> An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand
> what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by
> the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it
> -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind
and
> fill it up again?"
>
> The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
> probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.
> But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick
Don't Think So Much
Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco and several members lunched at a local cafe.
While dining, they discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, this was a job for Mensa!
The group debated and presented ideas and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution.
"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker..."
"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that."
she then picked up the 2 shakers and changed the tops...
dont think too much..........................
>
There was a college football coach that had a player on his team that was a bit slow.
The Dean told him that if the player could learn the formula for water, he would be allowed to play in the big game.
The day of the big game came and the Dean called the player into his office and asked him to recite the formula for water.
The player grinned real big and said, "H I J K L M N O."
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
> department.
>
> One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and
fill
> the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
> other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
> without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in
> again.
>
> An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand
> what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by
> the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it
> -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind
and
> fill it up again?"
>
> The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
> probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.
> But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick
Don't Think So Much
Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco and several members lunched at a local cafe.
While dining, they discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, this was a job for Mensa!
The group debated and presented ideas and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution.
"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker..."
"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that."
she then picked up the 2 shakers and changed the tops...
dont think too much..........................
>
