You will never drive by the pig farm without a smile
on your face again.
A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had decided
to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he
met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they
decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers
lived sixty miles away from one another and so they agreed to drive
thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 AM,
loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were
mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are
pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing
in the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then
they're not."
The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off,
loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try
again. This continued each morning the following week until one
morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He
called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the
pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
them is honking the horn."
A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had decided
to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he
met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they
decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers
lived sixty miles away from one another and so they agreed to drive
thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 AM,
loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were
mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are
pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing
in the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then
they're not."
The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off,
loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try
again. This continued each morning the following week until one
morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He
called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the
pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
them is honking the horn."
