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Never question a drunk

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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated,"You must be single.". I was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me,
I said: "Well, you know what,you're absolutely right. But how on earth
did you know that?" The drunk replied, " *hiccup*Cause you're ugly."PDT_Armataz_01_19.gif
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hahaha......didn't see that coming lol
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