Well, I'll offer the following:
"PORQ," "PORQQ," and/or "PORQQQ" still pronounced pork- a fun blending of the "p" word and of course the "Q" in BBQ. I remember when I was younger the word, "pork" was synonomous with the word "intercourse!!!" The QQ & QQQ is of course a rating system:
"Johnny's PorQQ was incredible, you see the bark on that rack?"
"PORX" "PORXX," and/or "PORXXX!" a nifty quadruple threat of a word which blends the following:
pork, porN, pix, & "X".... it maintains the plural sound of "pork," it reminds us about the naughty nature of the word with the "X"!!!!
Either way, there's only one letter to change, easy to remember, and fun too!