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post #1 of 36
Thread Starter 
Welcome ... Hi my name is Smokincowboy and I am a smokinmeatforumahalic I crave smoked food and this forum for the food ideas and pics PLEASE HELP no no don't help I don't want to get better I am fine just the way I am wooo hoooo bring on the thin blue smoke ... YA"ll chime in now I know there are others out here that may not want the help too :)
post #2 of 36

i have a problem

hi group my name is linescum and i have a smoking problem,, it started with just a couple of chicken wings and drumsticks but i have moved on to the harder stuff i'm now up to large briskets and 8# pork butts..i know that i have a problem but i don't know what to do or where to get help..

my cupboards are full of rubs, spices and barbque sauces and i have to take pics of everything i smoke..Please GOD HELP ME
post #3 of 36
Gee ... are these symptoms of a problem? Sounds prety normal to me .. to me... to me... PDT_Armataz_01_03.gif
post #4 of 36
Welcome to the SMF smokincowboy. I too have a smoking problem. First step is admitting it. Oh, by the way please help youself to some smoked coffee and donuts icon_mrgreen.gif Great folks here so jump right in, were here to help.PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif

Glad you found us!!
post #5 of 36
Thread Starter 
I knew there were others out there. I thought this would just be a fun tread so ya'll jump in you smokeahalics know who you are.:)
post #6 of 36
My wife didnt think I had a problem until I had to start taking pics of everything.I told her its the rules...
post #7 of 36

You might be.......

If you start tomorrow's dinner before bedtime......
If it takes your wife less time to deliver a child.........
If you go out after a storm looking for trees down..
If you think 2 hours on a grill is too fast........
If a 12 pack off beer doesn't last a full cook session...
If your cooker has more than 3 thermometers involved....

You might be a smoke-a-holic.....
Please feel free to add on. I know this list isn't complete.
post #8 of 36
Ahh! The aroma of thin blue hickory mixed with dark honduran tobacco, along with kona coffee.

Boy do I have a problem. Help!!!!

Take care, have fun, and do good!


post #9 of 36
I don't have a smokin problem, I can quit any time I want.You guys just don't understand me. I'm under stress, if I need help I'll let ya'll know. Now just back away slowly and give me some meat. Step away from the smoker. I'll trade some one my truck for a big chunk of meat. Come on I need meat NOW!!!
post #10 of 36
what kind of truck is it?

my name is chris, and i am smokaholic. i am having withdrawls from not getting to smoke some meat for the last 3 weekends. i told my wife yesterday, i need to smoke some meat. i got a nice packer brisket yesterday, i am smoking tomorrow, along with a fatty and some potatoes.
post #11 of 36


Hi my name is Ghost, and I am a Smokaholic !I know I have a problem
last night I cut my finger , no blood just a thin blue smoke and BBQ sause
I don't know what to do !! ! ohhhh gotta goooo on part #2 of the 321 ribs along with backstraps wrapped in home cured bacon
post #12 of 36
Hi I'm Camocook, I Just Recently Got Hooked On Smoke.it Wasn't Even My Fault,i Was Happy With Grillin. Then It Happened. Someone Gave Me A Smoker For My B'day.that Was It,one Time And There Was No Turning Back.but Good Things Did Come Out Of It. I Now Have This Wonderful Support Group,even If Some Of You Are Still In Denile.
post #13 of 36
sorry about that.I meant denial.
Hey Ghost,.308 is my favorite number,but I haven't gotten a rack like that yet.I noticed your post time.
post #14 of 36
Hiya Camocook , 308 been my favorite for years , it's kinda like magic how a 30cal and 150gr. go together it's almost like ummmmmm apple wood and piggies :)
post #15 of 36

Hi i'm Harold and i'm a Smokeaholic ..............

At first i just used on weekends. After a couple of those bouts, I started a little early, you know like firing up on Friday mornings. Now my life has been turned upside down. I recently fired up my smoker at 6:00 AM on a monday! My cravings for brisket and butts has made me a slave. I now feel an insatiable lust for some 3-2-1 ribs..........Somebody help me!....PDT_Armataz_01_30.gif
post #16 of 36
Hi, my name is Phil and I'm a smokaholic.

It all started with second hand smoke, but soon I was hooked on the real thing. Staying out late at night into the wee hours of the morning, coming in the house smelling like strange smoke, falling asleep on the couch, then waking up with wood. Stalking the grocery isles for new, tender meat. I cannot stop. I don't want to stop. Don't tell me to stop. I carry a chainsaw in my car. icon_eek.gif
post #17 of 36
The honest to goodness truth, yesterday on my way to work I see a guy towing a fairly large smoker through town behind his car and I was wishing I had my camera to share with y'all. Sadly I do indeed have problems.
post #18 of 36
will there be smf chips or keychains ????
post #19 of 36
smf keychains? that would be cool. make it look like a cord of wood. or maybe an offset smoker. or both desogns available. i want one of each, please.
post #20 of 36
you'll have my order
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