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To My Darling Husband

post #1 of 12
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To My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.


P.S . Your girlfriend called.
post #2 of 12
icon_twisted.gif HEEEEE HEEEE! Got that from a friend last week and loved it icon_biggrin.gif ! Don't mess with a woman with PMS unless you bring chocolate (and oh yea, roses don't hurt icon_wink.gif ) and an offer for a backrub. As far as the girlfriend is concerned...PDT_Armataz_01_40.gif Let's kick some booty icon_twisted.gif !!!
Thanks for the post Theresa! Daun
post #3 of 12
Alright now, Someone get control of these womenPDT_Armataz_01_19.gif

post #4 of 12
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biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif !!!!!
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PDT_Armataz_01_29.gif Hey, I've got a case of serious TBS DT's which is why hubby and I just finished rubbing our ( looks like ) baby back ribs icon_smile.gif . Nice to take out that aggression on a big slab of ribs PDT_Armataz_01_29.gif . Plus, we need our strong and lovely ladies to complete this awesome forum don't we PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif (hee, Hee )?. Daun
post #6 of 12
I said it earlier and it still stands... You women have a deep seeded mean streak just itchin to bust out.. Get ready men they're tryin to take over ... PDT_Armataz_01_41.gifPDT_Armataz_01_19.gif . Good joke tonto icon_wink.gif
post #7 of 12
Damn right sisterPDT_Armataz_01_34.gif
post #8 of 12
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PC> Who us?????? icon_wink.gificon_wink.gificon_mrgreen.gif

post #9 of 12
Rodger, have you ever tried to herd flies... that would be much easier biggrin.gif

Really ladies.. we're glad you're here.

Keep Smokin
post #10 of 12
PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif At least the moped wasn't damaged!
post #11 of 12
LOL That's exactly what my sister said!! Tonto sent her this joke yesterday and she had the very same reaction.

post #12 of 12


Wicked Ev0L. Love it.


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