Most of my posts consist of poor attempts at humour. My capability of novel recipes is limited, to say the least. Any questions I've had have been more than adequately answered by the experts by using the "Search" feature. If someone is too lazy to do a search, I'm sorry but I'm too lazy to respond to something that is very easily researched using "Search".
It is not the attempts which are poor but the humorist. But that's understandable in your case. Seeing the British spelling of "humor" with the extra "u"
I did a riff on the phrase "poor attempt" by personifying it. You see, TardisSmoker wasn't to blame for the posts, the poor, lazy, good-for-nothing attempts were. I was removing the blame from Tardis and placing it on the attempts. My type of humor is based on taking things literally and just going absurdly downhill from there. I just envisioned the poor attempts as being living, intelligent beings who just needed to find work to being rich attempts. And then I thought of the types of jobs attempts would look for in the want ads. Simple as that. To me, the whole riff really had nothing to do with Tardis other than his inspiring it.
But I had to take a jab at Tardis spelling humour using the British version.