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post #1 of 28
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Years ago I coined two phrases and they're just as true now as they were then.

 

1. I know everything there is to know, just not all at the same time. 

 

2. I am never wrong, just less correct. 

post #2 of 28
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Originally Posted by daRicksta View Post

Years ago I coined two phrases and they're just as true now as they were then.

1. I know everything there is to know, just not all at the same time. 

2. I am never wrong, just less correct. 
lol. People who think they know it all really piss off those of us that do.
-Kurt
post #3 of 28
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lol. People who think they know it all really piss off those of us that do.
-Kurt

That's why I spread my all-consuming, comprehensive knowledge out the way I do. I piss less people off over a greater period of time that way. 

post #4 of 28
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That's why I spread my all-consuming, comprehensive knowledge out the way I do. I piss less people off over a greater period of time that way. 
So that's how marinade was invented. Hmmm. Less over a greater period of time. Sounds like Pop's wet cure. As a matter of fact the 19th will be 2 weeks in Pop's wet cure for CB.
-Kurt
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So that's how marinade was invented. Hmmm. Less over a greater period of time. Sounds like Pop's wet cure. As a matter of fact the 19th will be 2 weeks in Pop's wet cure for CB.
-Kurt

Pop's wet cure is one of the things I am not knowing at this time. Same with CB. In 2 weeks I'll know both, unless you'd like to refresh my memory now. THEN I'll have to unknow 2 other things.Knowing everything there is to know can be a real hassle, you know?

 

Rick

post #6 of 28
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
post #7 of 28
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Originally Posted by daRicksta View Post

Pop's wet cure is one of the things I am not knowing at this time. Same with CB. In 2 weeks I'll know both, unless you'd like to refresh my memory now. THEN I'll have to unknow 2 other things.Knowing everything there is to know can be a real hassle, you know?

Rick
YES, I know!! I am forced to unknow daily!😆
post #8 of 28
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Originally Posted by MyOwnIdaho View Post

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

I've said that myself. A double negative means that you were positively correct!

post #9 of 28
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Originally Posted by TardisSmoker View Post


YES, I know!! I am forced to unknow daily!😆

Just as long as it's you who's doing the unknowing and not the Alzheimer's! :biggrin:

post #10 of 28
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Just as long as it's you who's doing the unknowing and not the Alzheimer's! biggrin.gif

That's what I tell my wife. I didn't forget, I just had to unknow that particular thing in order to know something else more important. At least I try to.
post #11 of 28
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That's what I tell my wife. I didn't forget, I just had to unknow that particular thing in order to know something else more important. At least I try to.

Yes. Our brains come equipped with a limited amount of RAM and there are no expansion slots to add more. Conversely as we age we gradually but progressively lose DRAM. But what's great about that is then we have a lot less to know and it's still more than anyone else does. 

post #12 of 28
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Originally Posted by daRicksta View Post

Yes. Our brains come equipped with a limited amount of RAM and there are no expansion slots to add more. Conversely as we age we gradually but progressively lose DRAM. But what's great about that is then we have a lot less to know and it's still more than anyone else does. 

It's not the RAM or DRAM I have a problem with, it's the ROM (really old memory)!! 😆
post #13 of 28
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It's not the RAM or DRAM I have a problem with, it's the ROM (really old memory)!! 😆

Way to come through, TardisSmoker. I couldn't think of a ROM joke but you delivered. Well done!points1.pngsuperjob.gif

post #14 of 28
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Way to come through, TardisSmoker. I couldn't think of a ROM joke but you delivered. Well done!points1.png

Thanks, I'd say I know but then I'd need to unknow something and I don't know what to unknow, so I won't!
post #15 of 28
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Originally Posted by TardisSmoker View Post




Thanks, I'd say I know but then I'd need to unknow something and I don't know what to unknow, so I won't!

You're saying that there are known knows and unknown unknows but if you know an unknow is it then a know but if you get amnesia or something how to you know what know and which know to unknow unless you've got unknown unknows to decide whether to know or not?

post #16 of 28
That's a great, no, stupendous response. I now know that I don't know what I don't know but I now know you win!! But I had to unknknow who you are and why this even got started. I now have 1 thing to get to know. Points!
post #17 of 28
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Originally Posted by TardisSmoker View Post

That's a great, no, stupendous response. I now know that I don't know what I don't know but I now know you win!! But I had to unknknow who you are and why this even got started. I now have 1 thing to get to know. Points!

Points indeed! It's fortunate we're not next door neighbors or we'd be carrying this on for hours over the backyard fence as we tend to our smokers. 

post #18 of 28
Amen. 😃
post #19 of 28
OUR CREED
We the willing
Led by the unknowing
Have been doing the impossible
For the ungrateful
For so long
With so little
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
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