Long story short, yesterday I had a procedure that I needed to be put under with anesthesia. While I was waking up the nurses rolled me into the room where my wife was waiting. I don't remember any of this but my wife said I woke up and declared to everyone in the room:
"I HAD A DREAM!!!!"
At this point my wife was thinking of the worst possible embarrassing stuff that could come out of my mouth. I said in a very drunken sounding voice:
"I was barbecuing!!...... it was some kind of pork....."
I guess I later went on to tell the one nurse she could wrap ribs and stuff in butcher paper and so on...
When my wife told me on the ride home I just roared with laughter.
I couldn't help but share. Thanks for reading.