Items needed: Open can of peas
step 1 Drill hole in ice
step 2 place peas around hole.
step 3 wait until Polar Bear stops to take a pea
step 4 kick him in the ice hole
Oldie, but goodie!!! Best results when read as if you had an eastern European accent.
Brings back memories. Yes it is old. I still remember the bartender who told me that joke. I was barely old enough to drink legally and he is now deceased. Thanks for posting.
I like this shot, oh how cute. Don't kid yourself, that bear is poised to pounce at a seal breaking for air. From that posture it could be airborne in one second or less.