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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

 

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.

 

The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what ?'

 

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers

about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally, I pondered an age old question:

 

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than

a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

 

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking,

I have come up with an answer to that question:

 

Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby, and even though

I obviously couldn't really "know"...here is the reason for my conclusion:

 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

 

"It might be nice to have another child."

 

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say:

 

"You know, I think I would like another kick in the groin."

 

I rest my case.

 

Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

post #2 of 8

Yep! I agree.

post #3 of 8
A marvelous deduction......somewhat obvious, but still absolutely ccorrect.
post #4 of 8

Can't argue with that logic.

post #5 of 8

Thumbs Up

post #6 of 8

Perfect logic Thumbs Up I saw all 3 of mine born and always said if men had the babies, we'd have to have litters cuz no man would ever consider doing that twice.

post #7 of 8
Too funny and from my point of view...TRUE!
post #8 of 8

Great deductive reasoning.

 

Gary

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