At Wal-Mart tonight with my daughter. Browsing through the meat selection I stumbled upon THE WORST Brisket ever. A "full" packer trim...This thing seriously looked like a question mark. It had a chunk the size of my fist taken out of the flat, and most of the cat cap on the point had been cut off.
To say that it was trimmed by a retarded drunken monkey, would be an insult to retarded drunken monkeys.
This thing was SO bad that I'm not sure that I should even post pics of it. It might cause permanent psychological damage to our members with a weaker constitution.
I actually cried on the way home thinking about how the cow that it came from had been insulted.