Hello. This isn't about smoking; well not totally. I have been to Hawaii many years ago but the Missus has been going on for 16 years about how she would love to see white sandy beaches and clear blue water just once in her life. SO! Just booked 2 weeks in Cape Verde. My good mate and boss is going there for the second year in a row. For the price of 1 week in the Caribbean you can get 2 weeks 5 star there. If you are looking for sun, sand and sea this is worth a look. I can send you some links if interested.
Anyway. So! Not much to see there but I found a company offering excursions. So I am reading ( out loud ) through the options. Moonlight catamaran dinner cruise ( we are too da** old for that sh**; romantic ain't I ) OK! Check! 4 hr. quad bike tour including riding in the sand dunes. OK! Check! "HEY! 4 hr. experience swimming and water sports on secluded beach with a BBQ lunch on the beach??" NO!!! But. NO!!! But I don't understand. Sounds GREAT to me. ( the wives will know where I am headed here ) I won't let you embarrass me like that! NO!!! What? I wouldn't do that! What are you talking about?? You would be over there telling the chef he is doing it all wrong! OK! So maybe she has a point. No BBQ on the beach.