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The stewardess vs. The Lawyer

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen
crabs and asked a Norwegian stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a
lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to
announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think.

2. Norwegians aren’t as dumb as most folks think.
post #2 of 3

:ROTF

Happy smoken.

David

post #3 of 3

With a first name  like Kjell,   I agree with you. Thumbs Up   Happy New Years and break out the grog.

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