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Nine Months Later

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9 months later!!! 

  Tom decided to go hunting with his buddy, Mike. So, they loaded up Tom's pickup and headed north. 

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.' 

'Don't worry,' Tom said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'  The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. 

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of hunting.

But about nine months later, Mike got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. 

He dropped in on his friend Tom and asked, 'Tom, do you  remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our hunting trip up north about nine months ago?' 

'Yes, I do.' Said Tom.

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?' 

'Well, um, yes' Tom said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.' 

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?' 

Tom's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?' 

'She just died and left me 

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you know you smiled... now keep that smile for the rest of the day!) 
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I like it!

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LMAO Stealing this

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