Obviously this type of heresy has no place in this house! So... now I'm throwing a tray of mac n cheese on the smoker today too.
Q-view to follow later....
You go , boy... kick up that M/C and change their minds . I agree, blasphemy of a cooks gift , a 'JUJU' thing .
Make her wash her mouth with soap , on second though leave her to her opinions , , SWMBO is right (in her mind) .
Have fun and . . .