Thought you might have been out of your mind until the jalapeno jelly sunk in? Maybe an Elvis thing before I got that through my head?
Throw in the jalapeno jelly? Hmmmm?
Only going to be 100 here tomorrow? Not bad for this time of year? No morning fog that lasts till 11:00 AM? No humidity at 50% or above? No freezing wind from the west? No windbreaker required at 8:00 PM?
No dew and smog residue on cars every morning?
I can handle that.
Good luck and good smoking.