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Hymn #365

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A minister completing a temperance  sermon. With great emphasis he said,  "If I had all the  beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the  river."

With  even greater emphasis he said,  "And if I had all  the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the  river."

And  then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said,  "
And if I had all  the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into  the river."

Sermon  complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very  cautiously and announced,  "For our closing song,
Let us sing  
Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"  
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Great day to be baptized?

 

Good luck and good smoking.

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