Well it looks like you've done a little better than old Michael Groover in the wife department. Pretty Lady!
As for the boat trash comment, I've been called worse! I once almost bought a tee shirt with a picture of a sailboat and the words "Sailboat Trash" under it. Considering I was living aboard a sloop at the time and earning less than most folks spend on lunch every week (so couldn't actually afford the tee shirt), it was a pretty fitting description. I often commented the only difference between me and trailer trash was my wet bottom. It sure was a fun way to spend a few years though.