Personally, I consider this to be a sad reflection on our life, rather than funny. But then again, I'm getting old; the younger crowd might find it funny
PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"
PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet,
PC, iPad, smart phone and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor.13:13.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"
"You can log on to the church Wi-If using the password 'Lord909887.'
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshippers:
A.. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
(The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones,iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!)
“Final Blessing and Closing Announcements...
A. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pageswhere the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.