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JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE  

 

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?


Juan on Juan

 


What is a Yankee?


The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

 


What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?


Doughnuts

 


Why is air a lot like sex?


Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

 


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?


Because they have cotton balls.

 


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?


A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?


Mace will do that to you.

 


Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?


Everyone has the same DNA.

 


Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?


Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

 


Where does an Irish family go on vacation?


A different bar.

 


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a

Blonde baby?


They named him "Sum Ting Wong"



What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?


A speech impediment.



What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?


A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

 


How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?


Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

 

 

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?


A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time …"

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.

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Funny!!!!!!! It's nice to see some humor! Cheers! - Leah

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Way to funny!
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Jesus Wept Cowboy

I had to wait a few mins before I could even find my keyboard to reply.  Funny  funny  funny.  Loved it all Thank you

Gary

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