Listen, when ya drive thru the country, You'll probably have to drive to another county. Looks for chickens, any chickens, in a yard, in a field, in a pen, stop and ask. I know you don't want chickens but Folks with chickens know where to buy full grown live ones locally. Where there are chickens there is always ducks too. Locate your local feed & seed, there is always one, there will be someone there who takes care of the chickens, ordering chicks for newbies and there is usually some young pullets there also. Sometimes a duck, but even if no duck they will probably know where you can find one.
BTW did you try Craigslist?