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Holy E-Mail..............

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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving,
but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased.

So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little
something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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"rimshot"! (the emoticons are not available on my work computer so you'll just have to imagine the litte smiley face on the drum set!)
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Dave, check your spam folder!!!
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