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Ammo is still scarce!

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

 

 

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop -dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

 

 

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

 

 

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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LOL good one DUDE!!  If that's original, I give you a first.gif

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Keep Google glass away from mule! Lol
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Edited by Black - 10/16/13 at 5:32pm
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