I’m here and still alive
, I had to work today, so I had to pack 3 days of fun into 2 days
…….. So as far as introducing Fred to the wife, here is how it went
…..She had to work Saturday morning, so once I picked him up the old gears starting smoking
….and I decided to go ahead with putting him in the bathroom…..Every day when she gets in from work she had to “wash her hands” and I thought this would be the perfect opportunity for the two of them to meet
……I was going to tape it, but I didn’t know what else may be going on in their so I did not…….but now, I wish I would have
!!!! I put Fred in our bathroom, next to the shower and the cloths basket…..
Now if you can picture this, she walked in the bathroom to wash her hands, stood about 1ft from him and never saw him, once she was done drying them, the door closed….so no taping was a good idea…… I’m in the bedroom waiting to see what happens
…....and all of a sudden I here this “
!!!” and the door flies open as she runs out with her pants around her ankles. She had this expression on her face like a big rat ran up her leg
……….. I fell off the bed laughing
!!! At least I thought it was funny…….She did not
!!!!! She was NOT happy nor did she think Fred was as nearly as cool as the kids and I do
. She was kind of like the wife of the guy I bought him from…….You are not keeping that ugly thing in “MY HOUSE”
………
So just to aggravate the situation, I posted pictures on Facebook, stating that he was our new family pet, well about that time her friends/family had to chime in and started call/text
saying how disgusting he is
and that she should not allow me to have a wild animal in the house or as a pet……..This went on and on, she spent several hours explaining that he was stuffed, but they did not believe her, because “he was eating in the picture” and “why would someone feed a stuffed animal?” All I did was laugh
!!!!! So to say the least, I survived the weekend, I packed 3 days of laughing into 1 day and had fun while doing it......
!!!!! ShoneyBoy
