Breeding Bulls.........

daveomak

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• Feb 9, 2013

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My wife and I went to the Royal Norfolk Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went  to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ..... Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a  week.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 'THIS  BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~ That's more than twice! a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in  capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES  LAST YEAR' My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY  learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'   mating bulls.jpg daveomak Feb 9, 2013       My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

 

michael ark

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• Feb 9, 2013

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Dude that's older than your grandma.

 

daveomak

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It's still funny......  

 

wes w

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• Feb 15, 2013

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I like that one!   

I'll have to remember that one!