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The policeman

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A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, “Do you think I’m stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door.”
I said, “You’re not coming in mate!”
He said, “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”

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Yea~~I've had that happen a time or two back in my law enforcement days.  Pull some guy over on a DUI and they just sit there thinking that they won't be seen. icon_rolleyes.gif

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Originally Posted by S2K9K 

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Yesterday at 8:39 pm

I just wanted to let you know I had to edit one of your posts and delete a link. As per @TulsaJeff and our User Guidelines, offsite links are not permitted to be posted on this forum.
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That's OK, edit my posts as you like :deadhorse: 

Edited by Black - 10/17/13 at 5:13am
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